?? i just got followed by a porn blog
my sister just texted me out of nowhere “do you want some pizza rolls i accidentally made 80”
I grow super attached to people so please give me a 60 day warning before I stop existing to you.
doodle a rez
on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine
On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.
one crack cocaine
hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please
debit or credit
I actually have a gift card
when u stuck behind slow walkers
I couldn’t get this .gif to work on my phone
The overworked Chinese laborer who made this phone after being kept awake for 46 hours, delirious with sleeplessness and her eyes stinging due to the toxins in the air around her would be rolling on the floor right now.
Mtumbe Ngoube, the 11 year old African girl who is being kept as a slave in the Congo, who spends all hours of the day digging up the minerals necessary to make that phone would be clapping for you right now if she had any arms. The militia cut them off.
THE PHONE WAS ALREADY BROKEN THE PHONE WAS ALREADY BROKEN STOP TRYING TO GUILT TRIP ME ITS NOT EVEN WORKING also how does the slave girl dig with no arms
OK SO I’M FREAKING OUT BECAUSE IN HISTORY AT SCHOOL TODAY WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE CALLED “ENEMY AT THE GATES”, AND IT’S ABOUT RUSSIAN SNIPERS IN WWII, BUT THERE’S THIS GUY IN IT WHO LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE MEDIC FROM TF2, LIKE THE RESEMBLANCE IS UNCANNY. JUST.
WHAT THE FUCK